Sunday, 12 April 2020

Robinson Crusoe (1997)

Robinson Crusoe Poster
I'm sure Damien Lewis would be happy if this one was scrubbed from his biography because his screen-time is minimal, uninspired and then he dies in a painfully poor display of acting school antics. Brosnan conjures up a Scottish accent which the less said about or experienced the better.

It tells the tale and ticks the smallest of boxes with its representation of the book but there is an unnecessary and inexplicable regularity of naked bottoms, which the child found most off-putting.

Adult score: 2/5
Child score: 4/5 - too many bottoms, too much kissing and too little of the dog

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